carpfit

A valid response to anyone who talks incessantly about CrossFit.

Person A: CrossFit is the only way to work out. You should CrossFit because I CrossFit and everyone who wants to get healthy does CrossFit. CrossFit.

Person B: That's ok, I CarpFit because I work out however the fuck I want to.

carpfit by Fvolfrine December 3, 2016

carfitable 

A car suitable for a family

Is this carfitable for a family

carfitable by Codeusoo April 7, 2021

carpita 

Carpita is an old Islamic name for people who eats pita bread. It originates from Mecca and Medina, now known as Saudi Arabia. They are different from normal Islams because they were the original sacred makers of pita bread and are known for spreading it around the world, hence the "car" in carpita.

Have you seen those Carpita's lately; they make some bangin' Pita Bread.

carpita by pitarian101 January 10, 2022

crapfit 

v. crapfit

1. An exceptionally unique bowel movement that may be watery, sludgy, clumpy, and/or pellet-like, depending on the cause of your lower intestine's discontent.

Generally caused by the consumption of a food item or beverage that your internal organs have difficulty processing.

For example, consuming moderate amounts Olestra (the fat substitue formerly known as olean), would cause such an event.

2. An emotional outburst, simialar to a hissy fit or shit fit.

1. I ate a can of Pringles with Olestera(tm) during my lunch break, and just had the nastiest crapfit I've had in 5 years. Damn!

2. Whenever I skeet on Susie's grill, she throws a total crapfit... Silly ho!

crapfit by CWZ July 21, 2008

Carpfishing 

Catfishing as someone when they know about it.

I’ve been carpfishing my buddy for a few weeks on Instagram, I think I have more followers than his real account.

Carpfishing by Starlitewalker September 10, 2020