an individual who prefers to eat their fast food out of the limelight of the general populace. An individual who solely plays Pokémon Go in the comfort of their Hyundai/Nissan because they have lost all interest in the cosmic universe that exists outside of their iPhone 13.
Check out the carfatty slobbering on their McGriddle as they catch that Rattata. She really reminds me of your older brother, with the... cerebral palsy? Palsy? Am I an MD now? Fuck me and fuck that carfatty.
by xenoreactive February 03, 2024