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care bus 

When someone is telling you useless information. Something that you dont find interesting,lacks purpose, or that you simply dont care about, & your response is "care bus" or " there goes the care bus .. and no one was on it". showing that you dont care & that they may be better off just shutting their mouth. Also can be used with sarcasm, or when someone is complaining and you dont have sympathy for them.
Rachel-"Heyy, last night I had chicken for dinner but my mom burnt it, so it was gross!!"

Karissa- ".. Care bus.."

Rachel-" Shutup, lol"

*Karissa walks away*
care bus by Xxblondiie3 December 16, 2007
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take care of business

when your gal not too tidy below the belt line.
Bill: Hey honey, how about a good soak in the tub ?

Julie: No I'm all good, been sitting on a heated car seat all the way home after a long day's work.

Bill: Catch you tomorrow then when you take care of business.

Take Care of Business

Masturbation primarily for maintenance and not necessarily for self gratification. Without it, one may not think clearly, act rationally, or make the best decisions around the opposite sex.

Much like clearing bats out of the belfry.
Brian: I screwed up last night with Karen. I was off my game.

Simon: 'Cause you weren't thinking dude, all you wanted was to get laid.

Brian: Huh. Really?

Simon: Next time, take care of business before seeing Karen.

Takin' Care of Business 

Something you can say to avoid socializing with anyone. This may work so well, that you may never have to talk to anyone ever again.
Person: Hey man, wha chu doin?
Another Person: Just takin' care of Business.... So don't bother me, aight?

Takin' Care of Business 

You get up every morning from your alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above and people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty
And if your train's on time, you can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed, look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
And I'll be taking care of business (every day)
Taking care of business (every way)
I've been taking care of business (it's all mine)
Taking care of business and working overtime, work out
If it were easy as fishin' you could be a musician
If you could make sounds loud or mellow
Get a second-hand guitar, chances are you'll go far
If you get in with the right bunch of fellows
People see you having fun just a-lying in the sun
Tell them that you like it this way
It's the work that we avoid, and we're all self-employed
We love to work at nothing all day
And we be taking care of business (every day)
Taking care of business (every way)
We be been taking care of business (it's all mine)
Taking care of business and working overtime
Mercy
Whoo
All right
Take good care of my business
When I'm away, every day
Whoo
They get up every morning from their alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above and people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty
And if your train's on time, you can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed, look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
And I be taking care of business (every day)
Taking care of business (every way)
I've been taking care of business (it's all mine)
Taking care of business and working overtime, take care
Takin' care of business, whoo
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business (every day)
Takin' care of business (every way)
Takin' care of business (it's all mine)
Takin' care of business and working overtime, whoo
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
We be takin' care of business
We be takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business

take care of business

A man’s way of saying to his girlfriend or someone else that he wants or is going to masturbate.
Hey babe, wanna help me take care of business tonight?

takin' care of business 

"I'm takin' care of business."
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