The cancerous feeling of apocalyptic doom one feels when considering a Trump presidency. Symptoms include:
1.) Excessive hyperbole
2.) Sudden onset anxiety when watching news or logging into Twitter.
3.) Crippling depression when exposed to the color Orange.
4.) Complete and utter amazement at how the evil president from the Stephen King novel, "The Dead Zone" managed to get elected.
If symptoms persist please contact Bernie Sanders or Alec Baldwin for assistance.
1.) Excessive hyperbole
2.) Sudden onset anxiety when watching news or logging into Twitter.
3.) Crippling depression when exposed to the color Orange.
4.) Complete and utter amazement at how the evil president from the Stephen King novel, "The Dead Zone" managed to get elected.
If symptoms persist please contact Bernie Sanders or Alec Baldwin for assistance.
Woke up happy but then this sense of carcinomalignantichristinction hit me when I remembered who our 45th president is.
by pazer_lenis January 08, 2017