A man that ravages the asshole of anything that isn't him. Could quite possibly be the greatest thing that has ever happened to the internet.
Man.. Did you see Captain Cool's post on why Akon-ymous is a douchebag? i did.
by Jonny Saunders March 28, 2007
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1. The name of this cool kid named jonny that goes to school at les bois in boise... (real name is jonny)
1. Dude... lets go hang out with captain cool.. that kid is supafly
by Akon-ymous April 20, 2006
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something that is either cooler than the sum of its parts or cooler than previous examples provided
Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter may be sick but Marvel vs Capcom is Captain Planet Cool
by JackieChanThumbsUp January 16, 2011
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