A man that ravages the asshole of anything that isn't him. Could quite possibly be the greatest thing that has ever happened to the internet.
by Jonny Saunders April 3, 2007
Get the captain coolmug. 1. The name of this cool kid named jonny that goes to school at les bois in boise... (real name is jonny)
by Akon-ymous May 2, 2006
Get the captain coolmug. by JackieChanThumbsUp January 17, 2011
Get the captain planet coolmug.