captain cool 

A man that ravages the asshole of anything that isn't him. Could quite possibly be the greatest thing that has ever happened to the internet.

Man.. Did you see Captain Cool's post on why Akon-ymous is a douchebag? i did.

captain cool by Jonny Saunders April 3, 2007

captain cool 

1. The name of this cool kid named jonny that goes to school at les bois in boise... (real name is jonny)

1. Dude... lets go hang out with captain cool.. that kid is supafly

captain cool by Akon-ymous May 2, 2006

captain planet cool 

something that is either cooler than the sum of its parts or cooler than previous examples provided

Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter may be sick but Marvel vs Capcom is Captain Planet Cool

captain planet cool by JackieChanThumbsUp January 17, 2011

Captaincook cunt 

A white Australian/ references to Captain cook being the first white australian.

Abo: Gimme a moke you captaincook cunt!

Captaincook cunt by pud69 December 20, 2010

CaptainColton03 

monkey man oo a a monkey

"CaptainColton03 really is monkey-man! :OOOOO"

CaptainColton03 by Lux is Light February 3, 2021

captaincookie 

The captain of cookies, stole my cobalt role

oh no, captaincookie is here again

captaincookie by MaidsonSImp May 9, 2021