captain cool

A man that ravages the asshole of anything that isn't him. Could quite possibly be the greatest thing that has ever happened to the internet.

Man.. Did you see Captain Cool's post on why Akon-ymous is a douchebag? i did.

by Jonny Saunders April 3, 2007

captain cool

1. The name of this cool kid named jonny that goes to school at les bois in boise... (real name is jonny)

1. Dude... lets go hang out with captain cool.. that kid is supafly

by Akon-ymous May 2, 2006

captain planet cool

something that is either cooler than the sum of its parts or cooler than previous examples provided

Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter may be sick but Marvel vs Capcom is Captain Planet Cool

by JackieChanThumbsUp January 17, 2011

Captaincook cunt

A white Australian/ references to Captain cook being the first white australian.

Abo: Gimme a moke you captaincook cunt!

by pud69 December 20, 2010

CaptainColton03

monkey man oo a a monkey

"CaptainColton03 really is monkey-man! :OOOOO"

by Lux is Light February 3, 2021

captaincookie

The captain of cookies, stole my cobalt role

oh no, captaincookie is here again

by MaidsonSImp May 9, 2021