canyon barber 

a sexy mother fucker with a nice giant dick and is great at every sexual activity. You shouldn't mess with canyon barber he'll fuck you up if you make him angry.

I Fucked canyon barber last night and it was so great, but the next day I fucked another guy and canyon barber beat the shit out of him. I LOVE CANYON SO MUCH!

canyon barber by Emmie Wright May 17, 2016

Barbarian cannon 

Barbarian cannon is a card in clash Royale that is basically the mortar but like shoots gaybarians at a speed of a baby zombie and is 15x more gay. Anyone who uses barbarian cannons in clash Royale is so gay that they probably have never taken a shower in their life and probably sleeps with his uncle every night.

As if e giants and lumberloon freeze wasn’t gay enough, people who max out barbarian cannons probably are even more gay and make e barb users look straight. Barbarian cannon users are most likely just a group of 16 autistic clowns but even then clowns are funny unlike these gay barbarian cannon users. If anyone has this along with rage and freeze, just close your app and click uninstall. It’s not worth even trying to win.

Normal human being: “alright gonna play some ladder gonna get me some trophies”
Barbarian cannon user: *pulls out yawing and goblin emotes*
Normal human being: “Ok this Guy is annoying I’ll show him some manners”
Barbarian cannon user: *places cannon with rage and spams yawing princess emote*
Normal human being: “Ok that’s it I’m jumping off a frickin’ roof”

Barbarian cannon by Lumberloon main October 12, 2022