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candydumping 

The act of ingesting a combination of the drugs MDMA and jenkem. Less commonly, users will also add small amount of LSD to the combination, but as the the hallucinations associated with jenkem are quite intense many people find the added psychedelic effects of LSD to be overwhelming.

Jenkem is an inhalant drug made from fermenting human fecal matter and urine. It is popular with fans of the jamband Widespread Panic. Common slang terms for jenkem include: butt-vapors, ass gas, That Funky Air (TFA), Shit n' Piss (SnP), Slam Dump, Huff McGruff, Pooter Juice and dat sweet Jenny Jenkem

The origins of the term "candydumping" are unclear. It came into the common vernacular through the message boards of the website Phantasytour.com. But due to the site's shitty search feature it is impossible at this time to offer proper attribution to the user who invented it. Phantasytour is a website where fans of the band Phish gather to bitch about stupid shit, routinely tell each other to "kill yourself" and "stick it in your butt", and laugh at Plasmatic's tragically but hilariously small penis.
"Brah I was so fucked up last night, I was candydumping so hard during that epic Space Wrangler"

"I'm thinking we might candydump this weekend. I've got some rolls and Steve has a milk jug full of vintage 2003 IT porta-potty jenkem fermenting out in his garage."

"I'm really worried about Gilly, she's been candydumping a lot lately. I think she might have a problem."
candydumping by MescMorphPT March 17, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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