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candydumping 

The act of ingesting a combination of the drugs MDMA and jenkem. Less commonly, users will also add small amount of LSD to the combination, but as the the hallucinations associated with jenkem are quite intense many people find the added psychedelic effects of LSD to be overwhelming.

Jenkem is an inhalant drug made from fermenting human fecal matter and urine. It is popular with fans of the jamband Widespread Panic. Common slang terms for jenkem include: butt-vapors, ass gas, That Funky Air (TFA), Shit n' Piss (SnP), Slam Dump, Huff McGruff, Pooter Juice and dat sweet Jenny Jenkem

The origins of the term "candydumping" are unclear. It came into the common vernacular through the message boards of the website Phantasytour.com. But due to the site's shitty search feature it is impossible at this time to offer proper attribution to the user who invented it. Phantasytour is a website where fans of the band Phish gather to bitch about stupid shit, routinely tell each other to "kill yourself" and "stick it in your butt", and laugh at Plasmatic's tragically but hilariously small penis.
"Brah I was so fucked up last night, I was candydumping so hard during that epic Space Wrangler"

"I'm thinking we might candydump this weekend. I've got some rolls and Steve has a milk jug full of vintage 2003 IT porta-potty jenkem fermenting out in his garage."

"I'm really worried about Gilly, she's been candydumping a lot lately. I think she might have a problem."
candydumping by MescMorphPT March 17, 2010
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026