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A bloody badass with an astounding body and no care for his own safety. 90% muscle and the rest of him is balls and dick. He once tripped and cracked the sidewalk he fell on. Chuck Norris looks for him in the closet at night. Trump wakes in the night screaming his name. His baldness is legendary.
Who is your God, mines Calvin Locke. *Eagle noises*
by Marty Gra January 18, 2017
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