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clitumpkin 

Fred loves giving clitumpkins to his wifey.
A Clitumpkin is when a female is making a bowel movement and is getting her clitoris pleasured by the male and or female simultaneously

the female version of a blumpkin
clitumpkin by Giraffey May 5, 2010
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Callithumper 

One, who in the company of others, engages in trail breaking, fish catching, powder flying, party making FUN! The kind of person who would start a charivari of sorts.
After years of college, Jeff decided that a Callithumper was his true calling.
Callithumper by Frau Nien February 28, 2009

Calathumpian 

Huge, spectacular event or performance. (Canadian arch.)
That was one calathumpian parade!
Calathumpian by Dinty February 5, 2010
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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