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oily residue left between the cheeks after a wet fart. after wiping, the toilet paper is yellow like it has butter stains on it.

It is pronounced "but-tez", not "boo-tay".
"did you say "butt hairs"?"

"no, i did not. the word is buttez. come here and smell this toilet paper and then repeat it back to me five times."
buttez by henry fap December 28, 2007
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peanut butter spoon 

when there's a competition amongst donut operator followers and you win second place to loser on a cruiser.
Donut: you ever looked up peanut butter spoon on Urban dictionary?
everyone rn: no but im gonna do that
donut: i dont know if its a thing but it is now
peanut butter spoon by Jimbean69 September 19, 2020

Amish Moon Butter 

When you piss into someone’s asshole and put your dick in and twist around.
Bro, I just tried Amish Moon Butter with my girl last night! That shit was crazy!

peanut butter spoon 

People that try to fight cop cars
"that wanka is a real peanut butter spoon" - Someone

Peanut Butter Spoon 

5:40 don't climb on top of a cop car and you won't fall off of it.
You guys ever look up peanut butter spoon?
Peanut Butter Spoon by Dohaldir September 18, 2020

catfish pizza peanut butter jelly 

it is a term used for what will happen if you took your girl to The Dolan Twins Warehouse
Lauren is so pretty. I bet Ethan wants to put some Catfish Pizza Peanut Butter Jelly in her belly

Butte, Montana 

A vigilante town that used to have 1/2 million or a million residents due to the gold rush. It's known as "Fight Town USA". Evel Knievel, the original motorcycle stuntsman, lived there. The population is now about 33,000. It's often referred to as "Butt, Montana".
Butte, Montana sure is a unique place. It has the world's largest copper mine which is no longer in use. Residents are very friendly & strangers strike up conversations. The old open~pit copper mine is referred to as "The Pit" & is now full of water. It's Huge! The town of Walkersville, north of Butte, actually has people that live in Real tarpaper shacks! Most everyone there is poor & rent is cheap.
Butte, Montana by Starchylde May 25, 2016
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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