butt ranger

one who lusts after guys asses

that butt ranger would love to stick his pole up your ass

butt ranger by MAJOR BUTT RANGER March 3, 2003

butt ranger

A gentrified lesbian that maintains a constant state of irony no matter the context. Said persons usually only associate with ONE person: either a much fatter Butt Ranger or a homosexual black man. Activities include: watching "Daria", blogging about how much they hate progress, pretending to like noise music, riding fixed gear bikes, drinking shitty beer, shaving their heads, growing testicles, and feigning bitterness over a time when they were once STRAIGHT to mask the fact that they have no point of reference. EVER.

I tried to have this conversation with a butt ranger yesterday, but all she did was watch boys don't cry in men's underwear and practice not smiling at pictures of straight guys.

butt ranger by boosietolemedeydykin September 18, 2009

Butt ringer 

A person who is known for making accidental calls on their cell phone when it is in their back pocket.

Michael is such a butt ringer he called me 5 times today and I think one of the times he farted.

Butt ringer by O'smama March 1, 2009

Butthanger 

The ultimate insult, most commonly targeted at an annoying sibling or tradesman that comes to your house to do his job. There is no comeback to this, you automatically lose.

J: A can you do my makeup for my New Years party.
R: no she will mess it up remember what happened last time?
A: R you are such a butthanger.
R: :o

Butthanger by JobeOneKenobi December 31, 2022

butthanger 

A dried-up piece of poo, that always get's stuck to your anus. Normally used to describe someone, who annoys you and/or follow you around.

Your such a butthanger.
Butthanger!
Your annoying just like a butthanger.

butthanger by MeowScratch July 10, 2014

buttranger 

one who squeezes butts regardless of previously knowing the person

pronounced Berangér

"She just pinched that artsy guys butt"
"yeah shes a buttranger"

buttranger by A.Chang666 September 10, 2009