burnzie

Hot sex god, ruler of woman everywhere -sometimes looks like fonzie

"My god did you see that guy he is such a burnzie"

by Minxy February 16, 2005

Burnieskidlavich

He only appears one stubby past the threshold and continues to hold beast like status until a state of unconsciousness. Don’t be fooled it only takes one nudge and he’s back on the bull. Remove all flammable items because he’s highly combustible. He’s a Wagga Wagga flogga supporter who grows a beard in only two days. The renowned mating call of the skidlavich is yeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww and he believes this attracts the most sexual attractive ladies of the night and to bring them quicker he licks his lips while playing with or tapping his chest. This all happens while sucking on lung lollipops. When he’s conscious he’ll always have your back and when he’s unconscious the diggers are always there to carry him home.

Burnieskidlavich is a real Simon at heart.

by Pilbara 400 February 26, 2019

Burnie Burns

Michael Justin Burns, aka "Burnie" (somehow derived from an earlier nickname "Boner"), is a director/actor known for creating the hit internet series "Red vs. Blue" and is said to have kickstarted the machinima craze. Burnie owns the production company Rooster Teeth based in Austin, Texas. Along with a brilliant mind, Burnie has an affinity for sandwiches, being a dick to his employees, killing zombies and cryogenicallly freezing bald people so he can become a black man in the future.

Burnie Burns is one of the original founders of Rooster Teeth.

by jerkalert January 4, 2015

burzies

When it's a wee bit nippy outside, it is a term frequently used to describe the feeling of being chilled.

Burzies!! I'm cold.

by Ke$ha rocks March 6, 2010

Burnies

A condition which starts with a gentle reminder that you have to shit. You sit down to shit like normal, but then suddenly, you feel a pain so horrible that you wish you are dead. This pain continues through multiple bowel movements. In time, your pain may ease.

"I don;t think I can ride a bicycle today. My ass is still sore from having a case of the burnies last night."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. April 19, 2010

bunzie bun

IT's bunny with no teeth

Hey,I see a bunny with no tetth!!!
That's caleld a bunzie bun

by Manialdfa January 7, 2014

burnie

To get in ones car and drive around while smoking a joint or hitting a pipe.

"Hey, Alyssa, wanna go on a burnie before we go to the zoo?"
"Sure, linzo, as long as we take the cutty roads."

by Rysser July 31, 2006