bunsen burn

1.) When you fart while your own head is under the covers, trapping your own horrific flatulence.
2.) A self-induced {dutch oven}.

Dude, I was all curled up in bed this morning with the blanket over my head ignoring my girlfriend listing her things for me to do, and I {bunsen burned} myself. I almost died from the self affliction of the mongolian tv dinner I had the night before.

by Airpace January 16, 2010

To Bunsen Burn

Meaning "to burn with a Bunsen burner."

"I did so poorly on that science quiz. Where's a Bunsen burner? I want to Bunsen burn it!"

by Melon Cooler February 8, 2019

bunsen burner

Cockney slang for "nice little earner"

Meaning a task where the financial payoff exceeds the effort involved.

Shortened to "Buns" by Ricky Gervais in "The Office" much to the bewilderment of those present.

Doing some overtime tonight, pays double time, should be a bunsen burner mate.

by Grug February 11, 2005

Brookly Bunsen Burner

When engaging in sexual intercourse with a broad(Preferably anal), use deep heat as a lubricant so that it causes a painful burning sensation. The Man can wear a condom if he wants to avoid the burn, but nobody likes condoms.

Any of you slappers up for a Brookly Bunsen Burner ?

by Mr.Bergstrom October 11, 2010

Bunsen Burners

A way to tell someone that they are bad.

*Jimmy airballs a layup* “YOU’RE BUNSEN BURNERS”

by cheeseman13 October 21, 2020

Bunsen Burner

Any object which you do not know the name of or are too lazy to say it’s exact name.

Hey Lacreesha, will you pass me the Bunsen burner? It’s right next to the incubator.

Sure thing Gina, do you mean the WiFi router or the guitar?

The guitar! Thank you!

by Colorado Honey Udder May 25, 2023

bunsen burner

just a plain bad-ass mofo.

by Anonymous October 4, 2003