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A very moist boy-man-child with a creepy smile and a butters hairline. To Bunoit is the act of perving on girl's boobs and will, if encountered with the chosen female to bond with, he will perform a cleveland steamer to the woman's breasts. To meet a Bunoit is very unlucky and must be avoided at all costs, the Bunoit is most likely a French, thin young man that loves to moisten his very small ball sack.

"Omg that guy at the club last night was such a creep, I think he was a Bunoit"

bunoit by Mr I Fuck Children August 8, 2014

Benoiting

Benoiting is the act of posing in front of a camera (specifically from an Apple iPhone) and showing off what little muscle you have in your right arm. Other forms of Benoiting sometimes include holding various objects that weigh very little and making a duck face. In early 2013, a stipulation was added that while Benoiting, you must wear a shirt (this was due to the fact that Benoiting was starting to get confused with homosexuality). Benoiting really took off on January 3 when PSY was featured Benoiting. Benoiting should not be confused with the term "Benoit". For instance, someone might say "I have to drop a Benoit". It is illegal to take a Benoit, while Benoiting.

" I was on FB last night,and saw this Douche Benoiting! I hate him"

Benoiting by Benoiter January 4, 2013

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Benoit Balls

The nickname given to a hotel concierge named Benoit in "Jeu Monégasque," a season 2 episode of the FX show, "Archer."

Also: misspelling of Ben Wa Balls.

Archer: "Sounds like 'Ben Wa Balls,' Benoit... Balls. See? You can't even say it without saying 'Balls.'"

Archer: "Hang on! Benoit Balls!"

Benoit Balls by kgr003 November 8, 2012

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bunsitting

A term used to describe babysitting rabbits.

Are you still available for bunsitting?

bunsitting by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

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Éric Benoit

Leave without picking up the pieces after playing a board game.

I've done an "Éric Benoit" after our last board game session, I had to leave early for a meeting.

Éric Benoit by Morgatzk March 4, 2013

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Bunot

How do you call someone bunot in the Philipinnes you may ask?

Hoy Jibs! Mukhang kang bunot hahahaha

Bunot by KyySkalam October 19, 2021

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Jarrid Benoit

Born: November 23, 1991 in Lafayette, la

Jarrid benoit “The coolest”

Jarrid Benoit by Fitcajun June 20, 2022

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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