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bung finger 

The accidental one two punch of picking your ass and then your nose. Usually happens on a long couch surf where you ass pick and then an hour later try for some nose gold. The scent of musty chili ring gets ingrained in your nose and the decision to sniff and stay or wash and pray must be made.
Dude, i accidentally bung fingered last night . I had to flush by booger maker with vicks to kill the funk.
bung finger by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016
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tommy bingfingers 

a man who spends most of his waking hours chained to a life of sheer nicotine, to the point where his fingers are brown, his blood is yellow and the skin on his thumb is worn down to the bone from the wheel of a lighter
hey tommy,let's have a look at yer fingers tommy bingfingers!

Bongfinger 

A black colored fingernail from cleaning the chillum of a bong
Watch out cleaning the bong otherwise you’re getting a bongfinger.
Bongfinger by green_juli April 9, 2021
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026