bumfuk egypt

The most remote, awful, backward, filthy, hostile place or town anyone can imagine; a location just this side of hell.

When they ran out of gas 50 miles from nowhere, one of the traveling guys exclaimed "My God, this place looks like "Bumfuk Egypt", there's nothing here but dead people and dog shit!"

by teetiger October 20, 2008

Bumfuck Egypt

Someplace hard to get to and generally undesirable; the boonies or toolies.

I asked her out once, but then I found out she lived in Bumfuck Egypt, so I dropped her.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

Bumfuck Egypt

Any of the many extremely remote and inhospitable military outposts where U.S service men or women are assigned to serve.

For the last year of my hitch, they sent me to Bumfuck Egypt to guard the sand.

by Walt Alexander March 20, 2004

Bumfuck Egypt

Having to park your car on the otherside of the college campus when classes are in a closer building.

I was late to class because I had to park in bumfuck Egypt.

by Julie March 9, 2004

Bumfuck, Egypt

Possible idiomatic reference to the site of Christ's crucifixion in the Bible.

Compare with "... the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified." (Revelation 11:8), "And they bring him unto the place Golgotha, which is, being interpreted, The place of a skull." (Mark 15:22)

Eunuch: "What's going on over there?"
Leper: "They're leading Jesus all the way out to Bumfuck, Egypt to be crucified, hanged, whatever..."

Eunuch: "Jesus!"
Leper: "What I just say?"

by pointymexicanhat September 11, 2021

bumfuckegypt

Actually, it means that you live in the middle of nowhere - in the boonies - out in the boondocks - in an extremely rural or out-of-the-way area. Destination has nothing to do with it.

If the nearest place to buy gas for your car is an hour's drive away, you live in bumfuckegypt!

by RAVENNY August 29, 2007