When sweat, stray bum hairs and poo from not wiping properly merge together to form a congealed crust like substance known as Bum Rind. This substance often smells of cheese, poo and shame.
"damn boy dont you wiope your arsehole ? Smells like a moudly drop kicked dog shit in here."

"My my, what a fine organic vintage of bum rind. It will go perfectly with these crackers and chutney."
by bumrind69 August 17, 2017
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