bum cookie 

(adj) a person who is stuck with a 'white elephant'.
A person who made a bad investment which cost alot of money. One stuck with a lemon. (noun) A lemon. A gadget usually electronic that has died prematurely or malfunctions.

He just bought a new house with recalled 'Chinese drywall' what a bum cookie.
This year old computer is turning out to be a bum cookie.

bum cookie by thaibu February 15, 2010

bucookie 

A humor-porn parody of bukake, wherein the victim is surrounded by dickerdoodles or other phallic foods, then shot in the face with frosting, cream, etc. Framed bucookie photos make a great gift for mom!

"Each year you guys impress me with your depravity. Last year saw the invention of the "bucookie" genre, a frosting fantasy that was played out in many a submission." - Gabe of Penny Arcade

bucookie by Frankie1969 December 10, 2009

bucookies 

1. when a person wanks off into a cup then adds it as an ingredient to a batch of cookies. later those cookies are given to those who oppose said person.

1. "i hate those guys. i made some bucookies and im going to offer them some at lunch time"

bucookies by kingoflb September 10, 2006