buckvas 

Buckvas is a ubiquitous term used to both communicate and humor. Specifically it's meaning is derived from Gujarati / Hindi origins. In those languages it has one literal denotation - nonsense. However its connotations and their meanings contain a larger range of definition depending on the level aggression employed in its delivery. The definition can range from 'irrelevant' to 'bullsh*t', depending on its use in context. This variability translates in the use of "buckvas" into the English language as well. It is an ambiguous term and its true meaning is revealed through regular use and the subjective "feel" associated with it. It is not meant to be offensive!

Dr. Buckvas gave me the wrong treatment!

This treatment is buckvas, I do not feel better.

Primary Care Physicians must do a lot of buckvas for their patients.

"I dunno, I may just join some random buckvas specialty when I graduate" -Student Doctor Buckvas.

buckvas by Biochemster July 22, 2009

Buckfast Socialist 

An individual, who when drunk, displays an aggressive and vocal concern for their own civil liberties. A Buckfast Socialist will have a strong yet misplaced confidence in their knowledge of the Human Rights Bill.

Les had a reputation amongst the local constabulary as being a loud and obnoxious Buckfast Socialist.

Buckfast Socialist by Lucas Lucas June 27, 2015

Buckfast Commando 

an intoxicated yet fearless individual, usually brandishing a weapon (Buckfast Bottle, which they have just drank)

Buckfast Commando: "Wit you lookin at ya fanny?"
man on the street: "sorry mate, dont want any trouble!"
Buckfast Commando: "Too late yur gittin chibbed!"

Buckfast Commando by Bullcoh February 23, 2009

Buckfast 

Tonic wine produced by the monks of Buckfast Abbey. The ingredients are unknown, but it contains more caffeine drop for drop than Red Bull. This is a contributing factor to the explosive level of intoxication it induces, and one of its many names (Wreck the hoose juice). It is popular in Scotland and Northern Ireland among neds, chavs and students alike, who appreciate its fine taste and heroin-like buzz.

"Alright mate, you want anything from the offie?"
"Aye get me a battle a Buckfast, I'm ready to knock the fuck clean outta some cunt the nite."

Buckfast by titusB92 October 17, 2011

Bucklash 

Coffee that spurt out of the mouth hole of a Starbucks cup as you are walking down the street.

Oh crap, said Pat, I just had this shirt dry cleaned and I got hit by the bucklash!

Bucklash by Bug2266 November 3, 2007

buckfast brand 

a boy who has no friends and gives blow jobs in asda carpark

yer da IS A buckfast brand

buckfast brand by buckfast brand September 5, 2018

Buckfast 

aka. Buckie, Tonic Wine.

A fortified wine invented by the monks of Buckfast Abbey in Devonshire, England. The main area of consumption however is concentrated in central and western Scotland.

Also known as 'Tonic Wine'. The word 'tonic', however, "does not imply health giving or medicinal properties. In fact, the high caffiene & mineral content generally gives the consumer an unparalleled ability to start fights (see example).

To the melody of - 'Never Fall in Love Again'

What do ye get when ye drink the wine?
A ten pound fine an'a year's probation,
A kick in the baws at the polis station.
AWWWwwwww, never drink the wine again!
AWWWwwwww, never drink the wine again!

Buckfast by smugglr January 14, 2004