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brutal emo

An oxymoron. Anything emo is never, ever brutal.
You: Look at that brutal emo kid. His Converse All Stars own. He slays.

Me: No he doesn't. He's about as brutal as Fiona Apple, and takes it in the ass like Richard Simmons. Watch as I smash his face and piss in those fagbag shoes of his.

brutal emo

Is a tipe of subculture. A tipe of emo that express their amotions by anger and brutality. That listen to mosly death metal music, doesnt have much friends. A teenager becomes brutal emo when he cant take the presure of society, mainstream, and other crap, but dont want to die. They like drinking beer, and instead of crying (basic emo) they smash things. Most of them are quite strong big guys, and are short trmprred, so dont mess with them.
The finest example of a brutal emo is Varg of Burzum. But I am not sure about him, he may have changed by now.
brutal emo by gince March 19, 2007
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