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The most commom sluts alive. People belive blondes are the bitches, but the truth is that brunettes are the real cheap/easy sluts who will sleep with anyone (even black people) just to try to "show" people they're better than blondes. Pitiful.
Guy 1: Dude! Last night I fucked a brunette bitch! She even sucked my dick for free!

Guy 2: Oh, you're lucky, they're the cheapest. I lost lots of money for the blonde one!

Guy 1: Hahaha, that's your fault, told you brunettes were cheaper!

Guy 2: Yeah, I know, next time I'mma fuck one ;)
by thisisqwerty November 24, 2013
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