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brozey

Latin derivative meaning; short in stature with Napolean Complex; of, from or having a sub par-below average chode'like penis.

Def: One with large prey drive that thrives on the weakness of others. Excels at making multiple ex-wives and single mothers. Prefers to abandon children during infancy to pursue career as a Stay at Home Son. Epitome of narcissism at its core.
"I'd rather be a homeless eunuch with Down Syndrome than be a Brozey!"
by ArmyOfNone October 18, 2017
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brofey

The friend that takes care of you & looks out for you, always available to go out with you when required, more meaning than just bro
bro best friend wingman Brofey brofey
by Shrewmac April 13, 2015
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Brozeman

A college town in Montana heavily populated by bros, yuppies, and ski bums that are a combination of both.
by AdamKENNY311 February 1, 2010
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Boozey Sleep

Falling asleep (sometimes passing out) after a night of drinking and waking up a few hours later feeling rested and refreshed.

Very similar to beauty sleep, except booze was involved prior to sleeping... and last night's memory might be blurry or non-existent.

Antonym: hang over
Dude, I need to get my boozey sleep. I got work in 5 hours!

I hate people who don't get hang overs and have a boozey sleep instead!
by ollywood August 31, 2012
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Broneymoon

The special vacation taken by heterosexual life mates take after commiting themselves in the holy sacrement of bromarriage. This usually involves neglection of spouses or signifigant others for; strippers, video game marathons,aimless driving, improper and unsafe power tool use,fishing,hunting,gambling,general tomfoolery, petty vandalism, and extended boozing sessions involving sluring, excessively loud music, reminiscing, and urination in inappropriate places. During this time shaving and other forms of bodily hygene are totaly neglected.
To celebrate their bromarriage Aaron & Eric went on a five day pubcrawl in nevada for their broneymoon.
by parasomniac2 December 31, 2008
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brozay

Brozay derived from broesy. Either is a more familiar and friendly way of calling someone "bro". Brozay is only to be used while on good terms with a person, whereas bro can be used to get any guy's attention. If you're really tight with the person or he did something especially cool, the ZAY part of the word needs emphasis.
"Brozay, how've you been? Haven't seen you around...."
"Yo broZAY, way to score with that chick."
by stockman09 June 27, 2007
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Brokey-Balboa

Someone who does not have any money to do anything....
Hey man whats the plans for the weekend?
Nothing man no money I'm Brokey-Balboa...I cant do shit!!
by AdbRoot February 4, 2013
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