brown duck

"Did you hear that brown duck?"
"Yeah, I think it's from the South."

"Brown ducks live better outdoors."

"Oh man, don't let your brown duck loose inside, it should be outside!"

brown duck by laonikoss May 11, 2014

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brownfuck

when your taking a shit and the shit is touching the water but it wont fall from your ass so you shake up and down till it drops

hey i totally just brownfucked that toilet

brownfuck by taylamade April 23, 2011

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Browndick Mountain

an alternate title for Brokeback Mountain. So called because the cowboys do it up the dumper.

"That gay cowboy movie is supposed to be the best film of the year."
"Oh, you mean Browndick Mountain?"

Browndick Mountain by bamfery April 27, 2006

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Brownfuck

Fucking in the anus while defecating

“Oh my god i need to poop !!”
“My dick is inside your ass”
“LETS GO BROWNFUCKING”

Brownfuck by lily🍆 June 8, 2025

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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