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brown baron 

Someone who has deficated in their pants due to a large consuption of alcohol (primarily vodka).

Someone who is extremely frugal and throws temper tantrums often over little things.
The Brown Baron stuck again and shit his pants!

Man, Brown Baron is such a cheapskate, he wouldn't even let me look at his food while he ate it!

Brown Baron threw a chair through his window when he found out someone drank his soda.
brown baron by Jason Kelleher October 4, 2006
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Brown bacon

Someone that plays roblox but doesn't have robux
Person 1: bro how much robux

Person 2: nigga I don't buy that shit

Person 1: damn your a brown bacon
Brown bacon by Kanye West clone January 4, 2023

brown turkey bacon 

that damm brown turkey bacon just pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket
brown turkey bacon by gav123 December 26, 2006