brown breakfast

Exactly what you think it is. No, really.
"Hey Steve, did she feed you when you woke up this morning?"

"Yeah, she unloaded a nice brown breakfast right into my mouth!"
by THE Big Stiff March 19, 2014
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brown eyed breakfast

The act of cracking an egg in someones ass and then fucking them until it scrambles.
I had a one night stand last night, and this morning i fixed her a brown eyed breakfast.
by FAGATRON69 May 15, 2017
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