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Broshell 

A girl who is looked upon greatly from each sex. The girls see her as a great person to be around and always a great friend. The guys see her as an attractive gal who knows how to be a bro and kick it with the guys. She will be invited to shop with the women during the day, and then at night, chillin' with the bros, drinking and smoking weed. She will be known as, the coolest person in the world.
"Dude, that girl is awesome, she must be a broshell"

"That girl we went to the mall with today was so nice, but she said she was kickin it tonight with the bros. She's definitely a broshell."
Broshell by The Pit Bros November 15, 2011

Jack Broomell 

1. (V); The godliest of gods; The manliest of men; The Baconest of Bacon Strips. No one doubts that he is forever Broomelled; No one questions his ability to consume Bacon. Chuck Norris takes Broomelling advice from Jack Broomell. Ever been to the gym with Jack Broomell? He out Broomells everyone there, past, present and future. Everyone should aspire to be as Broomelled as this guy.

2. (N); Jack Broomell.

3. (N); John Broomell.
1. "Jack Broomell is my hero."
Jack Broomell by Simpsooooon May 31, 2011

Broomelled 

1. (Adj); Jacked.

2. (V); To engage in Physical Activity, usually for an intense gain in muscle mass.
1a. "I've been going to the gym five days a week, and i'm really Broomelled."

1b. "GET BROOMELLED, SON." *

2a. "Just Broomelled for 2 hours. Feels good man. GET BROOMELLED SON!"

*Most statements about Broomelling will end in the above phrase, "GET BROOMELLED SON", 90% of the time in all caps (if on the internet) or yelled as loud as possible (at the gym).

Yelling "GET BROOMELLED SON" is only acceptable if the user of the statement is well on their way to an Olympian Physique or has been deemed worthy by Jack Broomell and his dad's mustache.

Yelling or typing as one's Facebook status "GET BROOMELLED SON" is acceptable up to five times per day without consumption of bacon. Any usage beyond the former requires consumption of at least five (5) Bacon Strips per use.
Broomelled by Simpsooooon May 31, 2011

bromellius

A a guy who is worried about accidentally using a niche term or inside joke with the wrong friend group or in the wrong social circle.
Guy: Man, Kevin is such a bromellius.
Acquaintance: A what?
Guy: You know, a bromellius.
Acquaintance: I've literally never heard that term.
Guy: *Realization*

LokiBoo James Bromell 

Lachlan is a very sexy and handsome man. If you see him your mouth instantly starts to water 🤤 He has the most exquisite hair smell and has the biggest dick you will ever seen! 😍 (because i have seen it). I am such a lucky little boy because i get to see this guy 5 days a week and we go on dates and he lives near me 😘
He can tingle the back of your throat and may give you an erection or maybe even an ejaculation 😏

little boy 1: Wow! he gives big dick vibes 🥰
little boy 2: oh yeah, that is LokiBoo James Bromell 🥵