bros before clothes 

(n.) an important sub-rule of the bros before hoes clause in the bro code that states the bro may not, under any circumstance, ditch his bros to go clothes shopping with his hoe.

Guy 1- "Hey guys, I can't watch 300 tonight."
Guy 2- "What's up, bro? We always watch a flick on Thirsty Thursdays in the man cave!"
Guy 1- "Tiffany wanted to get a new jacket--"
Guy 3- "Wait, you're ditching us to be her shopping bitch?"
Guy 1- "It's not like that, we might buy lingerie too!"
Guy 2- "You're willing to violate the sacred rule of bros before clothes? Dishonor shall fall heavily upon your balls for this treachery, my dude!"

bros before clothes by Da Sperminator March 17, 2011

Bros before hoes unless theres no clothes 

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting laid

Use it as the main bros before hoes rule...

When someone says: bros before hoes, you correct them and say, "no!, Its bros before hoes unless theres no clothes" and I'm getting laid tonight!"

Bros before hoes unless theres no clothes by Bobby321 November 1, 2008

Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes 

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting ass.

Guy 1:Yo man you coming tonight to the party?
Guy 2: No man, getting laid!
Guy 1: dude, bros before hoes...
Guy 2: unless theres no clothes...
Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes by Bobby1234321 January 20, 2009