Collective of delusional, sassy basketball fans that ignore logic or knowledgeable sources. Named for the way they swarm any who question the constant failure of queen James (LeBron James) or his AAU (super team) mentality. Actual belief that LeBron is the GOAT due to steady diet of Similac and Percocet.
Bruh...Bron would be a beast if it wasn't for that pesky uterus.
Be careful bro....the Bronhive will sashay up in here and swarm you.
Be careful bro....the Bronhive will sashay up in here and swarm you.
by Wayniac DYT January 21, 2023
Get the bronhive mug.When a White Heterosexual Affluent Male, or WHAM, feels threatened by non-WHAM, particularly in politics or pop culture, he will make obnoxious ad hominem attacks. But because the WHAM typically does not possess much intellect OR self-confidence, he'll enlist the help of other online bullies to swarm his victim: hence, BroHive.
Despite connotations, a responding member of BroHive needn't identify as male -- maintaining Patriarchy has often attracted females like Phyllis Schlaffly, that Jameela Jamil calls "Double Agents."
Similarly, while many associate "Bros" with Bernie Sanders, "BernieBros" is to "Bros" as "Square" is to "Rectangle." Often, BroHive will activate any time you mention, for instance, the Second Amendment. There is seldom an attempt to make any serious point; the swarm will merely make ridiculous Strawman Fallacies.
The point of BroHive is not to change hearts or minds, merely to harass people into silence. They will even do this to people who are ACTIVELY working on the causes that BroHive profiles CLAIM to support, if the victim doesn't support the cause EXACTLY the way the BroHive want. Furthermore, when victims of BroHive defend themselves, the root narcissism of BroHive will make them believe that they, the perpetrators, are actually the victims, at which point they feel justified in doxxing their victims, photoshopping their victims into offensive and often violent memes, etc.
Despite connotations, a responding member of BroHive needn't identify as male -- maintaining Patriarchy has often attracted females like Phyllis Schlaffly, that Jameela Jamil calls "Double Agents."
Similarly, while many associate "Bros" with Bernie Sanders, "BernieBros" is to "Bros" as "Square" is to "Rectangle." Often, BroHive will activate any time you mention, for instance, the Second Amendment. There is seldom an attempt to make any serious point; the swarm will merely make ridiculous Strawman Fallacies.
The point of BroHive is not to change hearts or minds, merely to harass people into silence. They will even do this to people who are ACTIVELY working on the causes that BroHive profiles CLAIM to support, if the victim doesn't support the cause EXACTLY the way the BroHive want. Furthermore, when victims of BroHive defend themselves, the root narcissism of BroHive will make them believe that they, the perpetrators, are actually the victims, at which point they feel justified in doxxing their victims, photoshopping their victims into offensive and often violent memes, etc.
"All I did was point out that Susan Sarandon, a wealthy and privileged white woman, was making some incredibly offensive statements about the Working Class taking a day off before resuming the fight against the GOP, and the BroHive swarmed on me like a field of statice."
by the modhatter January 24, 2022
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Extremely attractive guitarist for a band called Quietdrive. He is fond of peanut butter, and wants to marry Carrie Underwood. He's sweats more than the average human. He gives guitar lessons also. Occasionally you see him at Minnesota shows chilling out trying to avoid being a "guy".
by anon4er43 July 16, 2010
Get the Justin Bonhiver mug.A celebration of when you and your bro first met. Like an average anniversary, but instead of a romantic relationship, it's a celebration for bros, though it should be held in the same regard as a regular anniversary. Such a celebration includes things like making jokes, watching shitty movies, and doing something that both you and your bro like.
Yo, yesterday was Kenny and Corvi's bronniversary! I heard that they watched shitty bootlegged musicals on shady websites until three am.
by n u t t June 13, 2017
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