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bronhive 

Collective of delusional, sassy basketball fans that ignore logic or knowledgeable sources. Named for the way they swarm any who question the constant failure of queen James (LeBron James) or his AAU (super team) mentality. Actual belief that LeBron is the GOAT due to steady diet of Similac and Percocet.
Bruh...Bron would be a beast if it wasn't for that pesky uterus.

Be careful bro....the Bronhive will sashay up in here and swarm you.
bronhive by Wayniac DYT January 21, 2023
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When a White Heterosexual Affluent Male, or WHAM, feels threatened by non-WHAM, particularly in politics or pop culture, he will make obnoxious ad hominem attacks. But because the WHAM typically does not possess much intellect OR self-confidence, he'll enlist the help of other online bullies to swarm his victim: hence, BroHive.

Despite connotations, a responding member of BroHive needn't identify as male -- maintaining Patriarchy has often attracted females like Phyllis Schlaffly, that Jameela Jamil calls "Double Agents."

Similarly, while many associate "Bros" with Bernie Sanders, "BernieBros" is to "Bros" as "Square" is to "Rectangle." Often, BroHive will activate any time you mention, for instance, the Second Amendment. There is seldom an attempt to make any serious point; the swarm will merely make ridiculous Strawman Fallacies.

The point of BroHive is not to change hearts or minds, merely to harass people into silence. They will even do this to people who are ACTIVELY working on the causes that BroHive profiles CLAIM to support, if the victim doesn't support the cause EXACTLY the way the BroHive want. Furthermore, when victims of BroHive defend themselves, the root narcissism of BroHive will make them believe that they, the perpetrators, are actually the victims, at which point they feel justified in doxxing their victims, photoshopping their victims into offensive and often violent memes, etc.
"All I did was point out that Susan Sarandon, a wealthy and privileged white woman, was making some incredibly offensive statements about the Working Class taking a day off before resuming the fight against the GOP, and the BroHive swarmed on me like a field of statice."
BroHive by the modhatter January 24, 2022
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Justin Bonhiver 

Extremely attractive guitarist for a band called Quietdrive. He is fond of peanut butter, and wants to marry Carrie Underwood. He's sweats more than the average human. He gives guitar lessons also. Occasionally you see him at Minnesota shows chilling out trying to avoid being a "guy".
Justin Bonhiver was at a show last night and he was leaving a sweat trail.
Justin Bonhiver by anon4er43 July 16, 2010

bronniversary 

A celebration of when you and your bro first met. Like an average anniversary, but instead of a romantic relationship, it's a celebration for bros, though it should be held in the same regard as a regular anniversary. Such a celebration includes things like making jokes, watching shitty movies, and doing something that both you and your bro like.
Yo, yesterday was Kenny and Corvi's bronniversary! I heard that they watched shitty bootlegged musicals on shady websites until three am.
bronniversary by n u t t June 13, 2017
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026