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brojangles 

On January 21st, 1982 at 5:34 am, a man went to the grocery store to pick up a veggie burger. While getting his burger, he tripped on a banana and injured his hand. Despite the setback, he made his way to the register where he struck up a conversation with a man named Jacob Willoms about their shared appreciation for jeans. After leaving the grocery store, he headed to Burger King to pick up a whopper with no onion, extra mayonnaise, and no ketchup. Unfortunately, he choked on his food and passed away due to his injured hand. Three days later, his good friend Jacob Willoms inherited all of his money and hosted the funeral. However, three years later, Jacob was approached by a mysterious figure named Harold Hippyton Bingle who offered him meth, but he declined and continued on with his day. The events of that fateful day at the grocery store may have been tragic, but they ultimately led to Jacob inheriting a significant amount of wealth and the opportunity to make a new start.
-rufus "He josh what you doin'?" josh- "just gonna go to the grocery store to get a veggie burger, than i'm gonna go get a whopper." -rufus "Oh you brojangles!"
brojangles by TheDannyG March 30, 2023
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brogan adjustment 

An american military technique of repairing broken DVD players.
Pauile: "I was in the army signal core. What this thing needs is what we call a

Brogan Adjustment"
Christopher: "What's that? Y'know how?"
Pauile: "Yep"
*procedes to smash DVD player with left shoe"
brogan adjustment by rjd1118 November 3, 2021
That dude totally booganged my food
Boogang by Boogang King May 6, 2018

brogan cover 

When you are getting naughty with a lady and you gently caress her nipples into your mouth and inhale slightly.
Oh no!! That guy just brogan covered my girl!
brogan cover by Cullycover December 23, 2014

beef broganoff 

The food of the bro.

One of these titles is required to consume or even glance upon beef broganoff:

Brogan
Broseph
Broohah

Other infidels are not worthy of the savory taste of beef broganoff.
Bro's mom: Hi honey
Brogan: Can we have my boy over for some chow?
Bro's mom: As long as it's not that friend you call "broohah", because we ran out of beef broganoff last night.

Brogan: seriously wtf. im hittin Broseph's place tonight
beef broganoff by Rogaine (Joegus) February 20, 2011

Broganed 

Did you see John last night he was so broganed.
I was broganed out of my mind last night.
Broganed by broganator May 27, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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