brienfing 

When a huehuehue unpresident delivers an underwhelming PowerPoint unpresentation to a group of ambassadors, in a foreign language he doesn’t speak, probably having it being irreviewed for grammar and spelling only by his son Nº 03.

Brienfing with the ambassadors: plz help, Morae's scaring the crap out of me. Thank yous.

brienfing by librapi July 18, 2022

brending 

Branding + Friending = Brending (c)(tm)(r)

Branding + Friending = Brending (c)(tm)(r) | Text the word | Brending to 90210

brending by Brending Klout August 18, 2012

bringing the midpack to the function 

To bring poor quality weed to the party/event.

“Typical Weasleys bringing the midpack to the function,” - Malfoy

bringing the midpack to the function by DefeaterOfMid June 30, 2022

brownfinger 

Vulgar description of a male who has a high propensity for poking girls in the ass during foreplay and/or sex.

"It's really disturbing how Karl always tries to put his finger up my bum before we make love, I don't like it. He's a brownfinger" said Shauna

brownfinger by Rupert the Bear March 13, 2007

Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl 

Defecating. Loosening of bowels into a porcelain bowl-shaped receptacle.

After bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl, Jim sat down and wrote a letter to Penthouse lying about the wild sex with twin midgets.

Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl by Doombot October 21, 2003

Bringing Home The Bacon 

to have a large amount of swagger

that guys got so much swagger man, bringing home the bacon for real.

yeah man, mad pig.

Bringing Home The Bacon by swine flew September 13, 2010

Bringing home the bacon and the sausage 

Stated by a male, who brings home the income and supplies sexual delight to his partner.

Yo baby you better be ready for me cuz i am bringing home the bacon AND the sausage.

Bringing home the bacon and the sausage by Phatty Deliscious July 9, 2009