brick hard 

Same as well 'ard, rock hard. Used to describe someone who is likely to come out victorious in a combat situation. Also used to boost one's ego.
Pronounced "brick 'ard"

Phil: Hey, what is he doing?
Chav 1: Don't mess, he's brick hard!

Jenny: Wow! How did you do that?
Phil: Oh you know me, I'm brick 'ard

brick hard by matrixbadger December 31, 2007

My dick is so hard I could lay a brick 

Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.

Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?

My dick is so hard I could lay a brick by tonyfamous November 2, 2011

brock-hard 

The state of experiencing an intense, almost painful erection induced by the sight of Brock Lesnar approaching a wrestling ring.

Dude, Bitcoin just jumped 23% today. I'm so brock-hard right now

brock-hard by Alex Keaton November 11, 2017

Hard Brock 

The cafe in Brockenhurst College (New Forest, UK) that sells hot food, drinks and snacks to all students. Has MTV downstairs and a jukebox upstairs. Many cliche's are present.
The name is a joke on the famous Hard Rock Cafe.

Dude, let's go to Hard Brock, I really fancy a cheeseburger.

Mate, only the anime nerds and the wannabe's sit upstairs in Hard Brock.

That James guy in Hard Brock is well hot.

Hard Brock by Sunafire March 28, 2009

Hard Brock 

The place in Brockenhurst college where the coolest kids in town hang out and chill getting food - they also blast out the tunes on MTV.

Mate have you heard the hard brock its like the place that all the danielle and emily's hang!

Hard Brock by Conny Frank January 21, 2011

Brickyard 

Ghetto area in northwest Philadelphia where the poor people be at

Eww he poor they be down brickyard

Brickyard by Amazingtreasure August 29, 2018

bricktard 

The act of of doing something that is borderline retarded

Samuel Lajoy is a bricktard
He's bricktarded

bricktard by Uzz Uzz January 28, 2008