brick hard

Same as well 'ard, rock hard. Used to describe someone who is likely to come out victorious in a combat situation. Also used to boost one's ego.
Pronounced "brick 'ard"

Phil: Hey, what is he doing?
Chav 1: Don't mess, he's brick hard!

Jenny: Wow! How did you do that?
Phil: Oh you know me, I'm brick 'ard

brick hard by matrixbadger December 31, 2007

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My dick is so hard I could lay a brick

Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.

Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?

My dick is so hard I could lay a brick by tonyfamous November 2, 2011

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brock-hard

The state of experiencing an intense, almost painful erection induced by the sight of Brock Lesnar approaching a wrestling ring.

Dude, Bitcoin just jumped 23% today. I'm so brock-hard right now

brock-hard by Alex Keaton November 11, 2017

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Hard Brock

The cafe in Brockenhurst College (New Forest, UK) that sells hot food, drinks and snacks to all students. Has MTV downstairs and a jukebox upstairs. Many cliche's are present.
The name is a joke on the famous Hard Rock Cafe.

Dude, let's go to Hard Brock, I really fancy a cheeseburger.

Mate, only the anime nerds and the wannabe's sit upstairs in Hard Brock.

That James guy in Hard Brock is well hot.

Hard Brock by Sunafire March 28, 2009