brewsitis 

that throbbing feeling you get in your temples when you are resisting the temptation to choke the shit out of a certain individual

JE: i've been dealing with a moron all day and now i've got a throbbing pain in my temples.
Freaky F: aaaawwww man, you've got brewsitis, i'll get you some aspirin.

brewsitis by derf2 April 13, 2005

Brewstied 

Having a surplus of excess cash. Refers to the 1985 motion picture "Brewster's Millions" starring Richard Pryor.

Used commonly around the Merseyside area of England, UK.

Dave: "Hey mate, you coming out tonight?"
John: "Yeah mate, just been paid, I'm Brewstied!"

Brewstied by Apmeister_General February 13, 2012

brewskis 

Beers. More than one beer.

He's going to pick up a 12 pack of brewskis later.

brewskis by SuperSonicX May 25, 2006

breastistes 

Female mammary glands, titties, jugs ect.

My God, Magnum! Take a gander at those breastises!

breastistes by aegis June 18, 2003

breastisis 

Gangster pimp term for a sexy ladies juicy bouncing breasts.

Your breastisis are my breakfast in the morning. Jay z. Yo blud check out her breastisis

breastisis by robot lord February 8, 2014

Brositis 

1) when the parties involved in a bromance are unhappy with each other.

1)What's up with JD and Turk? I thought they were buds?

Oh, they're fighting, touch of brositis. Happens in all the best bromances.

Brositis by JVDoc October 26, 2010

Brositis 

Joint pain caused by participating in activities with your bros.

Examples of such activities include but are not limited to: Sitting around playing video games for too many hours on end, injuring one's self during a "hold my beer" moment, or passing out in an awkward and/or uncomfortable place or position (like the back seat of a Volkswagen).

"Bruh...my Brositis is really acting up today after jumping out of Chad's window and sleeping in the bushes last night."

Brositis by JimTheGrim September 1, 2018