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A strange sinuous eel like creature, graphically and disturbingly retched up from a vocalists throat after churning out a particularly punishing bree or pig squeal. It proceeds to drop to the floor in a pool of viceral fluid and wriggles off into the darkness presumably surrounding the stage of a gig or cencert. Oily, black and slimey, breels are gruesome ot behold and are identified by their signature high pitched bree they emmit when aroused, threatened or hungry. Although the whole experience is quite traumatic, no harm comes to the vocalist if he/she belches it out quickly enough, otherwise choking may insue.
Vocalist: Roar roar roar! Breeeeeee *gurgle hack bluergh" what the hell is that!?

Roadie: S'a Breel mate.
breel by AlexBlood May 28, 2008

Breel Beusenberg

This man is an absolute legend trapped in a human body. He has a dad called MasterORAC who drives in a big BMW and doesn't give many fucks, just like Breel.
Yo man do you know that guy Breel Beusenberg?
Yeah he's an absolute legend.
Breel Beusenberg by Dankmemes222222 November 14, 2016
Related Words
A deity who believes that facts are popular opinions
"FACTS ARE POPULAR OPINIONS!" Beeel said to Annie.

Beeelism 

A religion based on the deity Beeel's belief, that facts are popular opinions.
"I support Beeelism" said Beeel

bree-yark 

Bree-yark is most definitely not "I surrender" in the goblin language.

A foreign phrase that you tell someone means the opposite of what it actually means, in order that hilarity will ensue sometime later when they say it or hear it said.

In the Original Dungeons & Dragons adventure module B2 "The Keep on the Boderlands", one of the random rumors that characters can be told upon starting the adventure is that "'Bree-Yark!' is goblin-language for 'we surrender!". The DM, howerver, is told that it actually means "Hey, Rube!" and is a signal for any nearby goblins to come join in an attack.
If when they see you, you hear them yell "Bree-yark", that means they surrender, so go ahead and follow them into the next room to pick up their treasure.
bree-yark by Old Adventure dude November 16, 2012
A person who believes in Beeelism, the idea that facts are popular opinions.
"I am not a Beeelist!" said Beself.
1. An adorable himbo from Obey Me SWD.

2. A name for the devil.
OM Player: "Beelzebub is so sweet! I love him so much."

Non-OM Player: "What??"
Beelzebub by Leviachan April 27, 2021