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When a person defecates powerfully enough to (metaphorically) shatter the porcelain of a toilet. To shit your brain's out.
"Oh man, I just took a giant shit. I broke the porcelain!"

"I only shit at work because I don't wanna break the porcelain in MY bathroom."
by I'm the Scatman April 19, 2017
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