brand caddy

Someone who purchases (expensive) Branded accessories for an activity without being able to do it, like Golf Caddies are weighed down with equipment but not actually playing.

“Yeah, Justin new deck is sick but he can’t even skate dude, he’s just a Brand Caddy.”

brand caddy by Budget Ninja August 21, 2014

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band candy

Sex that band members get from groupies

Man, I totally scored some band candy last night - that chick was hot

band candy by Mad Hamish April 14, 2004

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brandaddy

the hottest man ever with the biggest dick ever

"sup brandaddy lemme get sum big brancock"

brandaddy by k_lolziesUwU January 13, 2022

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Brandaddy

Brandaddy is a young intellectual asian person that has been looked up to by many generations. If you respect your grandad then you would respect Brandaddy too.

Gorl: Notice me senpai!
Brandaddy: If you want me to listen get on your knees and suck!

Brandaddy by magik school bus dropout January 14, 2022

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brandaddy

A big cock sucker
Elijah’s mum

You’re my brandaddy

brandaddy by Burger King foot lettuce February 12, 2018

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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