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boxer condom

When boxers are used as a preventative measure of transmitting STD's. Typical use would consist of the latex-ed penis erecting out of the boxer briefs fly trap; appearing as though the boxer briefs themselves have a boner.
"I dont know bro that girl might have the itch, you should do a boxer condom just to be safe"
by beastmanrage November 28, 2011
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condolence boner

The condolence boner is a very common phenomenon among the male gender, which occurs when another party has received unfortual news and there is no way to comfort him/her, but with an erection.
Sandra: Oh my god, I just got fired!
Will: I'm so sorry
Sandra: Wow, what is that?
Will: Condolence boner honey, hop on.
by Blue- White Colonel March 22, 2016
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2 Boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper

A badass song by Utah metalcore band Servants of the sentience and it is about living in an apartment and jacking off
Fuck yeah 2 boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper is badass
by anonymous December 1, 2023
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