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bottlebin 

bottlbin is the act of inserting one's limb into a crevice of a human body in a non-sexual manner, such as the arm pit, ear, or the knee pit.

A bottlebin to the arm is bottlebin in its purest most untainted form and is regarded with respect and dignity.

The opposite of a bottlebin is a chikubin, the act in which one clamps one's hand over the nipple of a target and gropes in a non-sexual manner.

The Treaty of bottlebin

1. Thou shalt not bottlebin without reason.

2. Thou art bottlebinned.

3. Thou shalt always keep the name of bottlebin revered and sanctioned upon thy lips

4. Thou shall bottlebineth with courage and valor

5. The Gourd is my bottlebin

6. Thou shall honor the bottlebin above all paperbins, otherbins, and spare trash bag bins

7. If thou art been bested by a bottlebin thou shalt admit bottlebinular defeat

8. Dare to bottlebin

You can also recycle bottles in a bottlebin.
Jack walked down the corridor relaxed. Jun jumped out and with a flash of movement, crisply placed his hand upon the breasteses of Jack, chikubinning him. Jack countered with a pull to Jun's arm, leaving his arm pit exposed to a mighty bottlebin, leaving Jun crippled in bottlebinular defeat.

The two were at a stalemate, each's hand tied up with the other, searching for a weakness which they could exploit with a quick jab or strike. With a diving motion, Jack thrust his head into a dive and swiftly uplifted, bringing his head into full bodied bottlebin, ending the duel.

Jun was once again left in bottlebinular defeat. It was then he discovered the dark arts of chikubin.

To be continued.
bottlebin by Dr. Smoof May 30, 2011
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bottlerider 

(n) A female nightlife attendee who tends to drink from the bottles that guys purchase at the club. These females are especially fond of athletes, CEOs, or club owners. They tend to ignore most until there is a chance for a bottleride. Bottleriders dress in skimpy outfits that come in outlandish colors and textures e.g. bright pink and trash bag material.
"Man, last night I spent $1,500 on bottle service..."

"Who were you with?"

"It was just me and Jake... And a couple chicks we met there."

"Did you know these girls beforehand?"

"Na, they were bottleriders."
bottlerider by tgun_ April 1, 2010

Klein Bottling 

The act of two gay men penetrating each other's anuses simultaneously.
I walked into the room to find Charles Klein Bottling the UPS guy. To be honest I was too impressed to be angry.
Klein Bottling by DANGLEBERRY JIM January 10, 2018

bottlekids 

Bottlekids are kids who appear out of nowhere and throw glass bottles at you or someone else. Originally from trailer park boys.
Look out! Bottlekids!

catfish and the bottlemen 

Catfish and The Bottlemen are a British rock band, formed in Llandudno, Wales in 2007. The group consists of Van McCann, Johnny Bond, Benji Blakeway and Bob Hall.
Catfish and The Bottlemen's album "The Balcony" is class!

ASA by Catfish and The Bottlemen is a great tune. It needs to be in their next album in 2017/2018. I'm thirsty for it.

your blood's worth bottling 

If an Australian says to you that "your blood's worth bottling", he/she is paying you a major compliment.
If an Australian believes you have been of great assistance to him/her in some way,for example solved a worrying problem for the person, had a positive impact on the person's life, been a true and helpful friend to that person, or done something of a significant positive nature for that person then he/she may show his/her very great appreciation for your help by telling you "Mate (or your name), your blood's worth bottling". Generally it is a special compliment only handed out for some personal contribution by you that the person believes is of particular significance to him/her. It is said when other methods of showing your appreciation are not enough, where it may be difficult to put your feelings into words or where it saves you going into a long winded explanation of your feelings.

Bottlebanking

A sexual act involving the victim's head being pushed inside the hole of a bottlebank, so it can't be removed. It can be homosexual or heterosexual, but is usually in the form of gay/gang rape. The most common bottlebanking zones are those with the most bottlebanks e.g. car parks, supermarkets etc.
'Have you heard about that Johnson kid down the street?'
'No, what?'
'He got bottlebanked last Wednesday down by Tesco's!'
'You serious? Damn...there's a big bottlebanking scene around here'
Bottlebanking by Doveboi June 18, 2009