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When your boss catch you at the mall (or other places) instead of hospital as you told him on the phone.

or

Get busted by your boss.
A: Oh, I'm dead!

B: What's wrong?

A: I got bossted at the mall.

B: Ow, damn man. So you lied about going to hospital?

A: No. I planned to go there afterward.

B: Don't lie to me! I'm not your boss.
bossted by myrdalism March 13, 2011
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Boosted Bonobo 

A Boosted Bonobo is a person that is incapable of completing the simplest of task. It is often associated with NightBlue3 as he is known to be the biggest Bonobo of them all.
Boosted Bonobo by M8Damon October 13, 2016
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Get boosted 

1. To bluntly tell someone to fuck off and get lost.

2. To get willingly poisoned by a substance given to you in good belief, but has a permanently negative effect on you.
Person 1: Man, I don't trust these charts they post.

Person 2: Well, I trust the experts on this topic and you are mistaken...
Person 1: Yeah yeah. Get boosted.
...
Person 2: I think just got boosted. I don't feel so good anymore...
Getting wasted wirh your boys.. on a saturday morning
We getting straight BOISTED on a saturday morning. LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO
Boisted by bitch impasta July 18, 2020
In competitive gaming, namely League of Legends, a word describing a player who has had a player log into his or her account and raised the rank of the account.
All xriven master 69x (Riven): this adc is fucking boosted

boosted board 

Boosted boards are powerful, lightweight electric longboards that are fun to ride and perfect for the last mile of your commute
Casey Neistat rides his boosted board along the West Side Highway in New York City while flying a drone above the Hudson River!
boosted board by CrakkerJakk November 15, 2016

Girl-bossed a little too close to the sun 

Similar to the term, flew too close to the sun, defining reckless behavior with a sudden realization of consequences, except make it girly.
I fear I may have girl-bossed a little too close to the sun.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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