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any dark, wet, persistent stain on a basement floor that resists identification or efforts at remediation, but which generally fades away once the causal bork has been brought into the open for a good airing; any old stain, especially one that is easier to ignore than to do anything about.
Martha and the other girls in the always full Binder were pleased to know that the dank borkum in the cellar would soon dissipate on it's own, now that Mitt had taken the bork away for the short remainder of the Autumn Presidential Campaign tour.
borkum by Macrovertigo November 3, 2012
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A family of people who is so great at music that people break down into tears of pure joyous triumph when they indulge in the streaming notes of perfection.
That opera was good, but it was no 'Burkum'
Burkum by Ricky Gervais July 6, 2008
Börkur is a name of a guy who likes girl and the girl dont like him
Börkur by Karl vignir November 9, 2019

Eekam Bokum 

A nonsensical chant from Banjo Kazooie often associated with the character Mumbo Jumbo. It is heard when one picks up a Mumbo Token in the first game. In the second game, when Mumbo Tokens are no longer used, it is heard in the background music in Mayahem Temple and also when mumbo uses magic. We know how to spell it from the sides of the Mumbo Pads in the second game. Also rhymes with the teacher surname, Yochim.
Eekam Bokum, Mr Yochim!!!
Eekam Bokum by DoodooMan December 11, 2007

Barkumungous 

When something grows at an exponential rate every second is considered to be barkumungous.
"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Barkume's foot size."

"It's OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!"

"His foot must be barkumungous!!"
Barkumungous by Ihavebigfeet October 7, 2009

Boroumand 

A Boroumand is a smart person who will become rather successfull when they're older. Everyone's friend's with a Boroumand.
Damn, I wish I was a Boroumand.
Boroumand by wowwowwowwow January 20, 2009