bored stoner

An oxymoron that is not true, unless you are truly a loser.

WHY: One who might be like this may be confused on why to smoke in the first place.

Dude 1: "Dude, I'm bored."
Dude 2: "Nah, no such thing as a bored stoner."
Dude 1: "You are right, WTF was I thinkin'."

by Chise Patt May 9, 2009

Sooner Born Sooner Bred

Quality of superfans of the University of Oklahoma. People who possess this quality should be born in the state of Oklahoma or born of parents or a parent that attended the University of Oklahoma, and have always been a fan of the University of Oklahoma Sooners from the time they first laid eyes it.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred and when I die I will be Sooner Dead!

by soonerborntwerp October 19, 2012

Stoned Boned

A term used to refer to having had sex while under the influence of cannabis.

“And yeah, we smoked an absolute ton, and I ended up stoned boned”

by KFCCheekiBreeki September 26, 2021

Stoned and Boned

Stoning and Boning... having sex whilst high.

dudette : "man I had the best sex last night"
dude : "yeah you were STONED AND BONED"

by limabeangreen March 1, 2010

Boned to the Stone

When you’re so stoned that you start subconsciously switching the beginning sounds in words

E-cig ripped the bong so hard that he got boned to the stone

by Asian Tom Cruise May 8, 2019