When my son was 4 years old we were in a restaurant and a kid had a really snotty nose sitting near us.. The kind of snotty nose that creates "bubbles".
One of the bubbles "Popped"!
My son said, "Mom! That kid just had a BOOGERFART!".
Definition:
A nose so runny that boogers create a bubble that "pops" therefore making it a "Boogerfart"
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.