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boobie alarm clock

When your wife or girlfriend wakes you up by slapping your face repeatedly with her boobs. She should shout "boobie alarm clock! " while performing the maneuver.
Hey baby, I have an early meeting, can I get a boobie alarm clock for 6AM.
by Codewarrior128 November 9, 2013
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