boob light

A dome light mounted on a ceiling that resembles a female breast with a decorative erect nipple. They are often found in pairs in 1980 style homes.

My dad's living room is illuminated with 2 sets of boob lights.

by booblightsareus March 20, 2009

Boobilight

A light fixture that looks like a tit

“I told my son to stop sucking on the boobilight fixture in the bathroom”

by Mliv March 16, 2020

booblightenment

The state of being when one has touched enough boobs in his or her lifetime to divide by zero and destroy the universe.

"What happened to the universe?

"Haven't you heard? Alex reached booblightenment."

"Wow. That sucks. I just started to enjoy living, too."

"I guess we shouldn't have brought him to that party...or that funeral...or that bar-mitzvah..."

"Or that daycare center."

by The Groperian Ocelot October 20, 2011

Booblight

An alluring accessory used by a human female in an attempt to get men to blow all of their cash on buying her drinks. This controversial tactic has led to many bars outlawing the lights and removing women from facilities for their use.

Dude, I thought I was all tough and cool sitting alone at the bar with my Tri-Force tattoo, but then this girl showed up with booblights and now my wallet is empty.

by firts girl March 23, 2011