bonesin' jonesin' 

The feeling of being scared enough to be felt in your bones caused muscle contractions of the face, and ultimatley a feeling of stupidity.

Alex:Dude, I am feeling so bonesin' jonesin' right now.
Josh:Woah, you should sit down for a second.

bonesin' jonesin' by alex123454321 May 23, 2010

jonesing for a bonesing 

A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.

Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"

Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."

Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."

jonesing for a bonesing by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011