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Bone to Wedding Cake
The rating of one's ass by rating it on a scale from as flat as a BONE, to as big and delicious as a WEDDING CAKE.
"Damn Riley, what would you rate Sabryn's ass from Bone to Wedding Cake?"
"Definitely a birthday cake"
"Definitely a birthday cake"
Bone to Wedding Cake by Riley Smirga (Nedz) December 4, 2016
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Fruit Cake Sissy Bone Fat Boy
a fat lazy piece of shit that never does anything.
they sit on the couch all day and eat, but cry when people call them fat. the lowest form of a human being. if they didn't exist no one would care.
they sit on the couch all day and eat, but cry when people call them fat. the lowest form of a human being. if they didn't exist no one would care.
Pete: hey look at that fat slob
John: eww hes a fruit cake sissy bone fat boy
Pete: Ya wow, i bet no one cares about him and he has no friends
John: On some real shit
John: eww hes a fruit cake sissy bone fat boy
Pete: Ya wow, i bet no one cares about him and he has no friends
John: On some real shit
Fruit Cake Sissy Bone Fat Boy by I'm too Important for You August 13, 2009
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