boat ass

A condition which causes extreme itching of the ass cheeks, usually from being a giant pussy and sitting down while you fish. This condition is often confused with bleacher butt which is caused from being at a boring sporting event in which you ass itches from sitting down too much.
You better get up and fish before you get boat ass!
by cojudi August 28, 2014
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boat load of ass

Damn. Why are we playing this boat load of ass again.
by yiooonk July 05, 2019
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