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Bluntkiss 

To spark a freshly rolled blunt with the end of a smoked blunt. A perfect technique to keep the party going. An alternative to using a lighter or a match.
Timmy Naparsky decided to bluntkiss because he couldn't find a lighter and wanted to keep the session going.
Bluntkiss by Garden Goon November 9, 2011

Bluntivity 

An activity that is enhanced by lighting up a blunt beforehand, during, or immediately afterward. Appropriate situations include celebrating a major sports victory, finishing a semester of school, or seeing a movie in 3D. Should not be confused with a jointivity.
The group of friends were about to see Tron 3D, and quickly realized that they were about to partake in a bluntivity.
Bluntivity by Bowl Ripping Duck January 4, 2011

bluntilization 

the act or process of bluntilizing.

Bluntilizing is when you roll up a fat blunt (preferably in a Dutch Master cigar cause they burn slowest) and then place the blunt in the slide of a bong.

Warning: This will get you extremely blazed; neophytes beware.

Side effects: demon eyes, paranoia, extreme hunger for scrum-yum, chivin, coughing, occassional vomiting.
Bluntilization is sweeping the nation.

Let's bluntilize our eyes, chi.
bluntilization by Ry-Chi October 8, 2004

bluntissimo 

That shit is dank! Bluntissimo!
Lets light that bluntissimo...
bluntissimo by grace & johnny August 5, 2008

Bluntatitus 

When you smoke so many blunts, that you shit out a horse dick and throw up a wheel chair.
Man, them juggalo blunts last night were so fuckin' harsh, I think I got Bluntatitus.
Bluntatitus by gn42o98ugnu94ng March 23, 2007

blunttastic 

blunttastic by Anonymous April 7, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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