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bluntflix

The act of getting astronautically high and watching Netflix. Preferably something from Discovery Channel.
"Dude, wanna help me smoke this?"
"For sure! How about we bluntflix it up after?"
"Right on! What do you think about Frozen Planet this time?"
"Duuuude, yes."
by McGinger December 26, 2013
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bluntilization

the act or process of bluntilizing.

Bluntilizing is when you roll up a fat blunt (preferably in a Dutch Master cigar cause they burn slowest) and then place the blunt in the slide of a bong.

Warning: This will get you extremely blazed; neophytes beware.

Side effects: demon eyes, paranoia, extreme hunger for scrum-yum, chivin, coughing, occassional vomiting.
Bluntilization is sweeping the nation.

Let's bluntilize our eyes, chi.
by Ry-Chi October 8, 2004
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Bluntblizzo

A Bluntblizzo is a nice, fine, big juicy, Mary Jane Cigar, for when you wanna get super toasty!!!
Yo man pass me that fat ass Bluntblizzo
by YNB419 September 23, 2023
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bluntslide

a trick in skateboarding where the back truck goes over the obstacle and grinds on the tail
"I almost did a bluntslide down that handrail but I fell."
by brooks December 27, 2004
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bluntalize

Came from the SLC in Goshen, NY. Originally meant to stick a rolled blunt in any type of tube or hole so monster rips can be taken, but more formally used to mean smoking a blunt out of a bong.
lets bluntalize that herb son.
by big bad boe May 13, 2005
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Buttflix

The name given to a bad movie ordered from netflix. "Buttflix" is used as a noun, which takes the place of the movie. So one would say, "That movie I watched from netflix last night was a definite buttflix."
"Dude, the movie Crossover was a total buttflix, never order it."
by Stevo-K January 1, 2010
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Bluntlexia

1) noun: an impairment of the ability to pass the blunt to the right person after taking a hit from it.

2) (bluntlexic) adjective: a person who constantly forgets who to pass the blunt to after taking a hit from it.

note: The word can be changed to suit the particular method of consuming marijuana such as "jointlexia" or "bonglexia".
1)

Bob passes blunt to Cindy

Cindy takes hit

Cindy passes blunt back to Bob instead of Joe

Bob: "No, it's Joe's turn."

Joe: "she has bluntlexia."

2)

Cindy passes blunt to Bob ...again

Bob to Cindy: "You're so bluntlexic."
by Sunkisthappy May 10, 2009
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