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bling blong 

wordBling bling/word worn by suburban white kids.
Dag yo, check out the bling blong on that lacrosse player.
bling blong by Space Monkey June 1, 2003

bling blong 

Bling Bling Worn By White Suburban Kids Or Milkshakes Endorsing Boost Mobile
Frylock: What're you wearing?
Master Shake: Bling blong baby. It represents my lifestyle and stratus as street-savvy irreverant youth who lives large, yet hunger for the next level in life. You know, Boost Mobile is the premium yoth foocus communication network and instant gateway to opportunities. That's the chirp! I gotta take this. Hey, where you at dawg?!
bling blong by Rudy90745 May 15, 2008

bling blong

the feeling of being so consumed with whimsy that you spontaneously develop an unnatural bouncy aura around yourself.
"I hear he jumped off the bridge on purpose"
"no, I'm afraid it was a tragic unintentional death caused by a sudden onset of bling blong"
"may god rest his soul"
bling blong by Creature12 February 9, 2026

bling blung 

adj. possessing qualities similar or identical to that of a piece of diamond jewelry in need of shining; also; a state of former bling-blingage, but no longer in said state as a result of severe deblingification.
that muddy ice sho' is bling blung, homes.
bling blung by SuperCameron March 28, 2003
n. The rig created when a rolled blunt is held between the teeth or lips and inserted into the mouthpiece of a bong. The blunt and bong are then simultaneously smoked.
Yo man! Hit the blong!
blong by Autocrat August 9, 2005
A "Blong" is something that occurs when you insert a marijuana cigar into the bowl of a bong, than, you pack more marijuana around the blunt in the bowl, thus, creating the "Blong." The level of high the "Blong" produces is somewhere in between a bong and a vaporizor. It's just amazing. I really suggest you people try it.
Blong Rules:
1. Puff, Puff, Pass. It's still a blunt.
2. Once the blunt reaches the bowl, rotation than switches to "puff, pass" just like smoking a normal bong bowl.
3. Once you start the "Blong," there is no quiting.
4. *MOST IMPORTANT* If you don't like experiencing the most massive head ripping of your life, the "Blong" is not for you.
Dude, wanna get high?
No. I wanna get HEAD RIPPED!
I agree, let's blong it.
My thoughts exactly, man.

Well, enough of making this definintion.. The true definition. It's time for me to go blong it.
Blong by S.S.&Z.T. July 21, 2011