bluespail 

Honestly the best person ever. Some people call him "BLOOPAIL" cause they cannot read. All the ladies love BluesPail he is an all around man he benches 765 for his 50% ten times. Squads 24 plates on each side. ight bet.

chaw dude that guy is such a bluespail

bluespail by BluesPail September 6, 2017

Bluemail

The phenomenon where thousands of perma-raging Glasgow Rangers fans (mainly from the bigoted hate-site 'FollowFollow') get upset at the most trivial things, for example green straws, green pepperamis, Eggs Bennedict, ASDA staff doing the Huddle, Green signs on pharmacy storefronts and any other minutiae they see as an offence to their 'culture' and send emails en masse to every newspaper, politician, shreholder or anyone even loosely associated with any of the above to vent their anger.

That'll be the huns off on another one of their bluemail campaigns again..

Bluemail by Champions 07 May 11, 2007

Bluepill 

Someone who chooses to remain ignorant in order to be happy, much like those who chose thye blue pill in The Matrix.

She's using you, man. You gotta stop being such a bluepill.

Bluepill by otaku42 October 15, 2009

Bluepill 

One who chooses to remain ignorant in exchange for happiness. Inspired by The Matrix.

"She didn't break up with me, I broke up with her."
"Dude, stop being such a bluepill."

Bluepill by otaku42 October 15, 2009

bluepill 

(verb): To tell someone a dishonest pleasantry instead of the actual truth. Refers to the blue pill in the movie "The Matrix".

Bluepilling someone can have one of two purposes: 1) an evil purpose, such as lulling them into complacency in order to exploit them more effectively, or 2) a good purpose, such as mercifully shielding them from a horrible truth that they actually are powerless to avoid or prevent, in which case a pleasant delusion is actually the more humane option.

I've had so much awful news that I can't stand anymore. So just bluepill me for awhile, okay?

bluepill by Molten Bradley October 3, 2013

Bluesilingus 

A sultry mix of blues and jazz....making love to the music.

I hear there's a hot band playing some Bluesilingus downtown.

Bluesilingus by bandanabro November 25, 2009

Bluestrils 

n. the state of feeling a need to sneeze without the ability to commence in the catharsis of the sneeze. Similar to "blue balls" but within your nostrils.

Satan: Hey man, you gonna sneeze? You're making that face...
God: Aaa..aaa...(pause)... hahaha, I guess not. I got the bluestrils!
Satan: Bless you?

Bluestrils by Jiraphite December 26, 2011